The Kingdom of Womble 5896 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.349 billion Womble 5896ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong Womble 5896ian economy, worth 376 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 45,064 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,442 per year while the poor average 2,824, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 5896's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 5896 is ranked 233,179^th in the world and 7,125^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.